So this idea came to me almost immediately during class last Thursday. I just told myself “Self, what is the one thing that helped you pass English class?” The answer was obviously a thesaurus, but the 2nd most important thing is spellchecker.
Already in this post spellchecker (thank you Firefox) has reminded me to go back and fix three words (including thesaurus) and I remember back to all the Cs I got in grade school spelling. Thirty years ago, no one could have predicted that we would have machines telling us that ‘usually’ has two l’s. Sure we had calculators to tell us that 2 + 2 = 4, but how could a machine tell us that frumper is not an actual word?
The program is not perfect of course, I mean it completely disregards the fact that “I hung up my cat” was suppose to read “I hung up my hat” (or ironically it misses “I hunt up my hat, damn block hands makes typing hard) yet is very quick to point out that what I meant to write was “completely” not “comepletely” (damn grade school spelling).
As for internalizing the process it is very easy to get lazy and rely on spellchecker to fix all of your typos and remind you that, unlike despise and surprise, apologize is spelled with a Z. However, you only have to be reminded that there the 2nd vowel in element is an E and not an A before it becomes an automatic process.
I salute you, spellchecker, in your ability to know all of the words in the English language and actually tell me what I meant when I sign my name “Matthew Carino” at the top of my English papers what I really meant to write was “Matthew Carrion”.
Eye have a spelling chequer,
It came with my Pea Sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss Steaks I can knot sea.
Eye strike the quays and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am write oar wrong
It tells me straight a weigh.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your shore real glad two no.
Its vary polished in it’s weigh.
m My chequer tolled me sew.
A chequer is a bless thing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right all stiles of righting,
And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The chequer pours o’er every word
Two cheque sum spelling rule.